my kids are cooler than me

Lucas: I’m never getting married!

Holden: How could you say that?! If you never get married, you’ll be lonely forever!

Lucas: I’ll live with Mom and Dad.

Holden: You can’t do that. Ash will live with Mom and Dad.

Lucas: Well then I’ll live NEXT to Mom and Dad.

Holden: Okay, I’ll live with you. But, Dad, where is Ash going to live when he gets bigger?

Bill: San Quentin.