my kids are cooler than me
Potty Training in OUR Home

Ash has been working on potty training for a while now. It’s slow going, but every time he manages to make it to the toilet in time, it’s a triumph. As witnessed this morning…

Ash, on the toilet: I did it!!

Me: Good job Ash!!

Ash: My penis is working!!

Me: (laughing… obviously) Oh yeah? Grrrreat!

Ash: Oh, I’m done. My penis isn’t working now.