my kids are cooler than me
Toddler Logic

Luc: Mom, if aliens are monsters and monsters aren’t real, then that means aliens aren’t real.

Me: If you say so. Some people believe in aliens.

Ash: People are aliens.

Luc: Ash, then that means WE are aliens.

Ash: No, different people.

Luc: All people are the same.

Ash: Not good guys. Bad guys. With guns.

[Following their trains of thought keeps me fully entertained.]