my kids are cooler than me

Driving through our neighborhood at 20mph… the speed limit is 10mph…

Some random guy on the street starts to walk in front of my car. As I approach, he looks up at me in shock that I’m in a car driving down the street. He stops and jumps out of the way even though he still would have plenty of time to cross to the other side.

Then…

Guy: (points at me) 10!!! 10!!!!

Me: (window rolled down) Oh yeah, sorry about that. (slowing down… more cautious of the strange guy who doesn’t recognize cars yet has a speedometer in his brain)

Luc: What was that guy talking about?

Me: He was, in his own way, trying to tell me to slow down.

Luc: … Why?! He’s not the police.

Me: No, he’s not.

Luc: And he’s not even wearing a shirt. Why would a person not wear a shirt?!