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The First Thanksgiving by Lucas

Luc’s class had kind of like a Thanksgiving mad libs-esque assignment this week where they filled in the blanks of the story of The First Thanksgiving. I’ve shown the words that Luc supplied in quotes. Here’s the result:

A long time ago in the year “a day” there were Pilgrims. Pilgrims are “people”. Pilgrims felt “happy” so they went to find a new land. They got on the Mayflower. The Mayflower was a “flower”. They sailed for “21” days. Finally, they got to “the ocean”. The Pilgrims met the “animals”. The Pilgrims learned about “climbing” and “running fast”. The Pilgrims were so thankful “that they learned new stuff!”

[In Luc’s world, I picture the first Thanksgiving as more like Where the Wild Things Are.]

And as an added bonus - How to Make My Thanksgiving Turkey

First, I will “cook” the turkey. Then I will add a little “salt” and sprinkle a little “sprinkles”. I will fill the turkey full of “meat”. Next I will cook the turkey in the “oven” for “30 minutes” at “15” degrees.

[Mmm, delicious… an undercooked turkey full of meat and sprinkles.]

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