my kids are cooler than me
Just this morning…

Holden: Lucas! Guess what tomorrow is! My birthday!!

Luc:… Is today tomorrow?

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Holden: Mom I’m going to start working out on Saturday.

Me: What, you mean like sit-ups?

Holden: No I have to work out for 8 hours.

Me: Why would you do that?

Holden: Dad said if you wanna be strong you have to work out for 8 hours a day.

Lucas: What and never sleep?!

Holden: Lucas there are more than 8 hours in a day. But 8 hours is a lot. Maybe I’ll just work out for 1 hour… or 1 minute.

Lucas: How about 6 minutes. Oh I know 2,001 minutes.

[Minutes = things that do not make any sense to 5 year olds.]

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