my kids are cooler than me
Potatoes are hilarious

Luc: Mom, what animals are french fries made of?

Me: They’re not made from animals. They’re made out of potatoes.

Ash: How do you make french fries out of potatoes?!?!?!

Me: You just cut them up and fry them.

Holden: Well what are potatoes made of?

Me: Potatoes are just potatoes.

Luc and Holden: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Me: [I don’t know why that’s funny.]