my kids are cooler than me
Disciplining 2 year olds

Bill: Ash, do NOT throw things at people! That is not nice!

Ash: (sobbing) Oooooookaaaaaay……

Bill: Do you know what that means?

Ash: (sobbing) Oooooookaaaaaay……

Bill: Ash, do you understand what that means to NOT throw things?

Ash: (sobbing) Oooooookaaaaaay……

Bill: Do you know what the word “throw” means?

Ash: (sobbing) Oooooookaaaaaay……

Bill: (looks at me) … um… now what?