my kids are cooler than me

Luc: Mom, I was going to tell you something but then I forgot… Oh, wait that’s what I was going to tell you!

Bill: Luc, you just discovered irony.

Luc: What’s irony?

Me: Well it’s NOT rain on your wedding day, I’ll tell you that.

Bill: Irony is… when… something is… ironic.

Luc: [stares blankly]

Bill: [looks on iPhone] Irony is “a statement that, when taken in context, may actually mean the opposite of what is written literally”.

Holden: That would make more sense if Lucas knew the words you were saying.

Luc: I have no idea what you’re talking about. *facepalm*