my kids are cooler than me
Weird is a nice way of saying stupid.

Lucas: Holden, I think Ash is a little bit weird.

Holden: He’s just a little kid.

Lucas: I’m not saying that he’s stupid, just that he’s weird.

Holden: That’s not a very nice thing to say.

Lucas: Weird is a nice way of saying stupid.

Holden: So you ARE saying Ash is stupid.

Lucas. I don’t think you’re understanding what I’m saying.

Holden: Exactly.